Wolf Simulator: RPG Survival Animal Battle sucks. There’s no other way to put it, none. This game is absolutely awful, and not in a good way. Wolf Simulator will not be getting a Hilariously Awful verdict. You play a wolf, and walk around barren maps fighting everything for deer to rats, to hyenas, and tigers. You swipe until they die. Occasionally you fight another wolf to unlock a new area, but its no different than any other battle. You get XP, and fangs. XP gives you a new level, which means nothing. Fangs upgrade stats. To upgrade you are taken out of the game itself and back to the main menu after. The loading screen is probably what you’ll see most in Wolf Simulator. This simulator takes far longer to load than it should.
Go Game is pumping out a lot of games right now, one a week it seems. And it shows. I write these reviews so somebody, anybody, is convinced not to buy games like Wolf Simulator. Please don’t buy this game, don’t give GoGame Console Publisher any money. Otherwise, they’ll keep pumping out shit on the E-shop like this “simulator” .Sure, eventually you can get a pack of wolves(as least, that’s what they say), but why bother? The game was lazily developed, so why should I put effort in reviewing it?
Overall: Playing Wolf Simulator is like getting devoured by a pack of hungry wolves!
Verdict: Garbage
| Platform | Nintendo Switch |
| Release Date | 6/16/23 |
| Cost | $9.99 |
| Publisher | GoGame Console Publisher |
| ESRB Rating | E10+ |
P,S, Play Something better, anything. How about the amazing re imagined Oregon Trail? Or the MUST PLAY Army of Ruin? Or may favorite release from last year Needy Streamer Overload?
P.P.S. There’s now a Wolf Simulator 2025, and its even worse.
Dylan
Game went on sale for $2, so i picked it up. I tried so hard to like it because i love games like this. The preview of the game reminded me of The Wolf simulator on Android. Wolf Simulator on switch was absolutely garbage. The landscape was glitching out, trees were literally sliding from one end of the screen to the other, half of the hits in combat weren’t registering. It’s like the devs of this game were drunk when they made it. I would say do better and fix this game, but considering the effort they put in to it as is, I wouldn’t hold my breath. It’s not worth the 10 minutes it takes to download the game.
Nikki
Truly wish I had found this before I bought the game. If was on sale and I figured why not, something to play with my kid. I absolutely regret it. I was convinced I had looked up the wrong game when I saw the release date was 2023
Wtf