Risky Chronicles and the Curse of Destiny

Risky Chronicles and the curse of destiny is not a very good game. The developer, Consulog, developed a shitty game called Mission 1985. It attempted to be an 80s arcade shooter but failed miserably. This is its followup and is somehow even worse. This attempts to be Indiana Jones’ Greatest Adventures, a SNES game that took players through the first three Indiana Jones movies. Risky Chronicles has you playing an Indiana Jones like character, who has a gun and bombs at his disposal. You start off in an Egyptian Pyramid fighting dudes that should be in the Aztec levels, and then you die and die again. You will die not because the game takes skill, but because the hit detection is horrible and traversal is a pain.

Wrong level, dude!

Risky Chronicles is just sloppy and poorly developed, like I think the Aztec guys in Egypt is a bug, because one time I spawn in and fought an Egyptian looking guy. And you see the saw? You can die not even touching it. Checkpoints are common as are extra lives, but I didn’t even want to get through the first level, of like ten. I mean I could have gotten farther since I’m reviewing this, but I’m reminded of something someone told me about books: If the beginning sucks, it doesn’t matter if later is awesome. Consulog could deliver nine banger levels, but the first one is so bad, I’m not sitting through this. I don’t have to. Risky Chronicles sucks. It gets a Garbage rating with a two back end score. The latest Indiana Jones movie is less painful than this.

Overall: Risky Chronicles is more painful to play that watching Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Steer clear of this!

Verdict: Garbage

Eshop Page

Release Date4/20/24
Cost$9.99
PublisherConsulog
ESRB RatingE10+

Game received from the publisher for free!

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1 Comments
  • Zom
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    May 2, 2024

    Controls seem floaty, art assets look meh, and game is complete ass…sounds like a nope…Lol

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