Pakotime and the Degradation of the Nintendo eShop!

Pakotime has a secret

Pakotime has been shitting up the Eshop for the last 5 months with generic Hentai Girls games like Sweet Doctor. Today, it released a game called Sugoi Girls Lovely Wife, same game just with bare boobs. Pakotime has been releasing the games every two weeks. They all have the same game play and UI. How does Pakotime get fifty images so fast? By generating AI images. But for the longest time, I never knew where. Now I do. It’s a site called OnlyWaifus.Ai, where you can generate unlimited waifus. It is a paid site, and for this editorial, I went ahead and bought the platinum plan for $23 to get the maximum quality images. I think its worth it, because I have Pakotime’s number now.

Let me show you a random Onlywaifus image I generated.

From Pakotime?

Now let me show you a pakotime image from a game called Hentai Girls: College Crush!

From Pakotime

The key here is to look at the chin, its identical in both images. It is quite obvious to me that Pakotime is using OnlyWaifus to generate its images. But let me do this: I will take an image off the eShop site for Hentai Girls: Naughty Gamer and compare it to an image I generated. I’ve never played Naughty gamer, but look at the results:

Pakotime’s Image is on the left. My Image is on the right. They’re made by the same engine called Onlywaifus!

Don’t Buy Pakotime Games!

Why should you care if Pakotime is using OnlyWaifus to make its images? You should care because there’s no reason to buy their games, not when you can make infinite identical Waifu images tailored to your liking for fourteen or twenty-three dollars a month. The Eshop is already cluttered with trash, I have already covered Midnight Works and Artem Kritinin. Now it is a Pakotime’s turn to get the hammer dropped on it. This company should go out of business for being cheap lazy assholes. Never buy their games, ever. You know their secret. You can create the identical artwork. I sincerely hope their days are numbered!

P.S. I was not paid by OnlyWaifus to write this editorial!

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