Ecchi Time

Ecchi Time is the most pointless thing I have ever seen on the Switch. Sure there is there is AAA clock with 55 versions, including the 99 dollar AAA Clock Gold, but at least there are mini-games in it, or so I’ve been told. This is nothing but a rotating series of images of one of five girls, as the background of a clock. And that’s it. What’s worse, the backgrounds are all Stable Diffusion created, and not good images either, as in some the hands are messed up royally.

All you get.

The insidious part of Ecchi time is the excessive DLC. There are eight different extra women, all for $2.69 each. Add them all up, you get around $21, three times the price of the original of $7.69. There’s no reason these extra images cannot be in the original game. Its not like it cost anything extra to create them. All this is, is a cash grab by the developer, nothing more, nothing less. Bottom barrel garbage to take up space in the eShop. Ecchi Time gets a Garbage with a one back-end score. I mean the 55 version of AAA clock are a travesty, but at least there is a mini-game to justify its existence. No such luck here. .

I do have to wonder though, will there be eighty versions of Ecchi Time? We’ll see… Actually, I guarantee that’s exactly what is going to happen, Yabai.Games, RedDeer.Games… hmm… Could there be a connection? Probably not, but they’re all extremely scummy anyway.

Overall: Ecchi Time is nothing but an evil cash grab. There is no point to this. Just use your phone for the same effect.

Verdict: Garbage

eShop Page

Release Date7/19/24
Cost$7.69
PublisherYabai.Games
ESRB RatingM

P.S. Please support hentai games that took effort, like PumPum

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1 Comments
  • Zom
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    July 23, 2024

    Not surprised that a company that would steal from artists by using AI would try to steal peoples money as well.

  • Joseph Choi
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    July 23, 2024

    How far we’ve fallen from the days of going to /wallpapers and searching the catalog for qt3.14 anime tiddies. I genuinely wonder how many people are actually going to buy and support this “game”.

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