Hentai Tales Vol. 1: Hitomi and the Strange Forest is a hentai game with no hentai in it, meaning zero bare boobs. It is rated T. Why anyone would buy this is beyond me. When you buy a hentai game with hentai in the title, one would expect something, instead of nothing. And for SEO purposes, I have to write at least three hundred words about it. This game is the standard unscramble title puzzle game, except there is a story here. It is about Hitomi, who finds a key in a forest, goes through a portal and meets a gnome who grants wishes. She wishes for white dress. At that point I was so bored I quit. There are twenty puzzles of various sizes included, none feature tits, not a one. Some don’t even feature Hitomi. One features a key, another a portal. Excited yet?

Hentai Tales Vol. 1 Hitomi and the Strange Forest has no nudity. None. Zip.
Some pictures are suggestive but that is it.

I use Yoast SEO, and to get minimum visibility, I need three hundred words in my post. I’m not sure how I am going to get there because there’s isn’t much to say. Hentai Tales is a stupid four dollar game with no point whatsoever. At least with something like Hentai World, there are tits. There is no such luck here. The tale isn’t even very interesting. Its not like she starts having sex with the gnome or something. It is not even on Steam, so I can’t even say go buy that, as it’ll have nudity. This Hentai Tales is Vol. 1, meaning there probably will be more. But I hope this flops so there isn’t. But people are gullible. They will buy Hentai Tales Vol 1: Hitomi and the Strange Forest. And there will be another. And my faith in humanity will sink.

Overall: Please don’t buy Hentai Tales Vol. 1, please just don’t.

Verdict: Garbage

E-Shop Page

PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date10/19/23
Cost$3.99
Publisher17Studio
ESRB RatingE

PS. For a good 17Studio game, try Draw Rider Remake.

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