Gran Carismo

Gran Turismo is an immortal series car racing games on the Sony Playstation series of consoles. I’ve only played the PSP version of it, but it was very good! Gran Carismo is attempting to fool people with a similar name(Like the horrible Call of Honor), but fails miserably. This is because it is trash. The graphics are trash. The sound is trash. The game play is trash. It all starts with the help menu:

This is engrish, written by people for English is not their first language. All that boils down to, win the races in Gran Carismo to win money to buy cars and tracks. But there is a little problem, winning a race is extremely hard. Winning is extremely hard not because the game is so good and requires great driving. It is because the AI is shit. On my first race, cars crashed and I crashed into crash.

One race I was in first place,and a car came the opposite direction and slammed into me. I’m sort of joking, the second place just ran into me. Gran Carismo is that bad. It is entirely devoid of worth and reason to play. I could go on into great detail about how bad it is, but I just don’t feel like it. But please trust me when I say there are no redeeming qualities. If you want a good racing sim on the switch, this is not one of them. Try Grid Autosport instead. That is a very, very good auto simulation, everything Gran Carismo is not.

Overall: Gran Carismo is not Gran Turismo, missing absolutely everything that made that series great! Avoid at all costs.

Verdict: Garbage

eShop Page

Release Date5/30/24
Cost$6.00
PublisherSP Games
ESRB RatingE

P.S. Try Extreme Bike X for good, cheap racing action!

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