I just come off reviewing a Pretty Girls game that was pretty good. Now I have to review Hentai Girls College Crush, which is the same exact game as Office Romance and Hot Police. It is bottom of the barrel, low effort garbage that is stinking up the eShop. I hate Pakotime more than I hate Midnight Works. At least with Midnight Works, their trash is varied. Pakotime Just releases the same AI generated garbage over and over again. And they’re not alone in this style. BigBoot Studio, the geniuses behind the tour-de-force Jigsaw Ice Princess has released Jigsaw Dinosaurs. among other titles. I actually own Jigsaw Dinosaurs, but refuse to review it for some reason. I have to review to this garbage for the hits I’ll get. Its insidious.
The word Hentai appears in every other lewd game now, even if it doesn’t include actual hentai. Developers do it for the same reason, I review the games, for the hits, and well tricking people into the thinking games like Hentai Girls College Crush contain tits. It doesn’t. It is rated T. It is really annoying and I wish they’d stop doing it, seriously. If you’re going to have the word hentai in the title, I want hentai, not tame AI generated imagery.
If you noticed, I just copied and pasted a paragraph I used in the other two Hentai Girls games. Why not, this review can be as low effort as this entire series. Heck, I probably put more effort into trashing these games as the developers do making them. Though I make far less money, as this is a labor of love. So, yes, do not buy Hentai Girls College Crush, it sucks.
Overall: Hentai Girls College Crush is total and complete garbage with absolutely no redeeming qualities.
Verdict: Garbage
| Release Date | 2/15/24 |
| Cost | $5.99 |
| Publisher | Pakotime |
| ESRB Rating | T |
P.S. Find out where Pakotime gets their images.
