Hentai Girls Hot Police Switch Game Review

Hentai Girls Hot Police

I’m losing faith. I’m losing the will to continue on. Hentai Girls Hot Police is terrible. Its the same game as Hentai Girls Office Romance, except its police officers instead of office girls. Otherwise, everything is identical. They’re using the same AI engine to generate the girls. There is no reason to buy this. But obviously people are buying this because this is the second game of Pakotime’s in 2 weeks. I don’t even I’m even reviewing, I obviously have no effect. I should just stop the review now… But wait… lets try the AI Girl Generator, and input a police officer…

Hey, not bad. Now let’s see what we get with Hentai Girls Hot Police:

The AI generator gave a better picture than Hentai Girls Hot Police does. But I’m not selling my AI generated images in a cheap cash grab to bamboozle unsuspecting men into parting their cash for images they can get for free online. This game is so lazy, they just copied and pasted the E-Shop description:

Complete puzzles of pretty anime girls in this relaxing puzzle game with over 30 levels! Once the puzzles are complete, you can enjoy admiring the girls in the gallery at your own time.

Which game is this?

Now, the word Hentai appears in every other lewd game now, even if it doesn’t include actual hentai. Developers do it for the same reason, I review the games, for the hits, and well tricking people into the thinking games like Hentai Girls Hot Police contain tits. It doesn’t. It is rated T. It is really annoying and I wish they’d stop doing it, seriously. If you’re going to have the word hentai in the title, I want hentai, not tame AI generated imagery…

See what I did there, I just copied and pasted from the Office Romance review to fill space, because I’m lazy, just like Hentai Girls Hot Police is. Next!

Overall: Hentai Girls Hot Police is the exact same game as Office Romance, just with AI generated policewomen.

Verdict: Garbage

E-Shop Page

Release Date2/1/24
Cost$3.99
PublisherPakotime
ESRB RatingT

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2 Comments
  • Emilia Tokes
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    February 1, 2024

    and there is no cleavage even ?? what sort of hentai is … no cleavage ? big boobs don’t justify it alone…

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