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Crawlco Block Knockers Switch Review

PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date12/17/2020
ESRB RatingM

Warning! Crawlco Block Knockers is a game not intended for children.

For my first review, I would like to review Crawlco Block Knockers, a “Return to the feel of smokey ‘90s Japanese arcades…” that is better than it has any right to be.

Crawlco Block Knockers
There is softcore nudity in this game. But you’ll have to play the game to see it (or search google).

Crawlco Block Knockers is a block pushing action-puzzle game. Your goal is to fill in target area by matching three blocks of the same color. You can kick the box until it hits another box, pull the box, provided there is an empty space behind you, and even slide the box behind you. If things are tight, you can climb on top of the the boxes and walk around. Note the gauge at the top of the screen. It will fill when you match the boxes, regardless of if you get the entire target area or not. Leave the area unfilled, and you won’t unlock the picture. You can turn on enemies if you want, which keep you on your toes. If they hit you, you lose a life. You kill them by kicking a block into them. I played with the enemies off, but turn them on for a challenge.

Crawlco Block Knockers
Good Luck!

There are 4 bosses in Crawlco Block Knockers. They can be skipped(except the last) provided you unlock enough photos, earning you stars. They provide an extra layer of challenge and area fun to fight.

But enough about the gameplay, let’s talk about the nudity. Honestly, its kind of the least interesting thing about the game. The bare boobs and asses are there, but the nudity can be switched off at will(via a button press in game no less) Its simply the icing on top of a fun puzzle game.

Overall: Crawlco Block Knockers is a good puzzle game with the added bonus of ecchi pics.

Verdict: Recommended

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