I’m going to do something different for Prison Life Simulator Jail – Gangster Escape Games Scary Architect Battle review. I’m going to use the E-shop blurb and explain how its all bullshit. Yaost SEO’s readability score will be low, but I don’t care about that. So Let’s begin:
Experience a realistic first-person simulation of a prisoner’s struggles. In Prison Life Simulator, there is no story, no struggle. Just a schedule you can or can’t meet, it doesn’t matter. The other prisoners and guards are on a set routine around a small jail map and do not deviate all all. Unless you punch them to death. If you get punched to death, you just reappear in the infirmary. Note that the guy you attacked you will continue to attack you if he see’s you. The only way to stop him is to beat him to to death.
Maintain order and follow the prison’s strict schedule to avoid trouble. As I said, if you choose not to meet the schedule in Prison Life Simulator, there is no penalty, so walk around if you want. There’s nothing much to see.
Complete tasks for other inmates, from deliveries to confrontations. In Prison Life Simulator, the prisoners all have exclamation points above their heads. I’m not sure what that means. There are no tasks in the game. There isn’t even any text. So this is a complete lie. Not surprising at all really.
Explore prisoners’ cells to find essential items for completing tasks. There are no tasks, There are no items. There is an inventory screen, but its useless as you don’t carry anything, or even need to.
Test your resourcefulness, cunning, and social skills in a challenging environment. This is a complete lie. There is a reputation score above each head in Prison Life Simulator, but its effectively meaningless. You can’t interact with anyone beyond the punching.
Accumulate money to bribe the vigilant policeman and plan your escape. There is no money. No interaction. No story. Who cares?
Last year, I reviewed Prison Life Simulator 2022, I guess you can call this Prison Life Simulator 2023. Instead of third person, this is first person. There is in fact even less to do here than that game, and that game was crap. Do not buy this.
Overall: Playing Prison Life Simulator Jail – Gangster Escape Games Scary Architect Battle is worse than being placed in solitary confinement.
Verdict: Garbage
| Platform | Nintendo Switch |
| Release Date | 8/11/23 |
| Cost | $12.99 |
| Publisher | Dezvolt Games |
| ESRB Rating | T |
