There’s no way to talk about Survival Float Simulator – Crocodile Waters Craft, Raft, Build, without talking about Survive & Craft. You should go read that review before continuing… read? Good. SFS is a ripoff of that game which itself was a ripoff of Raft. But while S&C managed to hold its own and was strangely good, SFS is a straight up scam. Let me start by showing you what happens when you go off your raft into the water:
Yes, when you fall in the water in Survival Float Simulator, you die. Why? Don’t know. But wait, there’s more! You construct a hook to grab resources floating about. There’s one problem, there are no resources to grab. This is in stark contrast to S&C, where resources where everywhere, too many in fact. Because you can’t grab any resources, you can’t construct the hammer to use the planks you have. So you are stuck on the the tiny platform you start on. Furthermore, when you drop the planks in the water, they stay still. Despite the little water animation, you are actually sitting still. Yes, Survival Float Simulator is completely broken.
When you make a photocopy of a photocopy, the image quality degrades. When you rip off a ripoff, similarly, the quality degrades. Survival Float Simulator is a scam. All of the images shown on the eShop page were faked because the game is broken. There are no resources to get, so there’s nothing to do in the game. Just go in the water and die over and over again. Play Survive and Craft and thank me later. This gets a Garbage with a one back-end score. May the crocodile end your misery quickly!
Overall: Survival Float Simulator is a ripoff of a ripoff, and is therefore complete garbage and a scam.
Verdict: Garbage
| Release Date | 10/3/24 |
| Cost | $11.99 |
| Publisher | PublishMe |
| ESRB Rating | E |
