Why does Hot and Lovely Seduction exist? What possible reason was this game created when there is no nudity or even provocative outfits? This bog standard match 3 game has you unlocking pictures of girl’s faces. Not her body, as the Steam page trailer would suggest, no, just her face. Don’t believe me?
There’s not much to review in Hot and Lovely Seduction. The Match 3 action, you’ve seen it all before, played it all before. In fact, you can just skip the game play altogether to get to the photos. I thought I left this kind of bait and switch behind on the Switch. Granted in the content section of page it says, “This game contains common adult content such as slightly revealing clothing and provocative poses.” However, you don’t even get that. I went scouring all over for some hint that the game was censored, but to no avail. What you see in Hot and Lovely Seduction is what you get, nothing hot and lovely about it.
The worst part is, I didn’t even spend long enough to post a review on Steam for Hot and Lovely Seduction, and there won’t be one, because I’m refunding this piece of crap. I wasted my $8.99. Again, why does this exist? I wish I knew. When you load the game up, it says: “join our community for extra content” and it sends you to a private chatroom, all in Chinese(I think) and no extra content. When reviewing adult content on steam, I’m trying to stick to softcore nudity, something like PumPum 2, this is because I’m not keen on reviewing hardcore sex titles, and most of those are visual novels anyway. However, there’s not any adult content at all in this game. I feel cheated. Hot and Lovely Seduction gets a Garbage verdict with a 2 score(because the Match 3 stuff works).
Overall: Hot and Lovely Seduction is bait and switch, it promises women in provocative clothing and poses. Instead you get pictures of their faces.
Verdict: Garbage
Score: 2
I’m not even going to bother with a table, I’m so pissed off.
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