Wolf Simulator 2025 Wild RPG Battle Switch Review

Wolf Simulator 2025

Normally I’d ignore Wolf Simulator 2025: Wild RPG Battle. However, 2 years ago I reviewed Wolf Simulator: RPG Survival Animal Battle. That review stands as of the upper echelon of reviews, currently having 1.8 thousand views, making it a success. Heck, it had 23 views in the last month alone, which is not bad for this obscure site reviewing obscure games, especially for a two year old game. Anyways, the 2023 game was crap. The 2025 version is also crap. They aren’t exactly the same, but I’d image if I dug into the games’ pedigrees, they share a common base. Regardless, Wolf Simulator 2025 is a dung pile where the marketing lies to its audience. Observe, the left image is a screenshot on the website, the right is the actual game:

In Wolf Simulator 2025, you play a wolf that walks 2 miles an hour and can’t hit anything. It doesn’t help that the animal AI is non existent. Watch this video to see what I mean:

There is an RPG system here, where you gain new attacks and abilities if you level up, and new areas as well. But good luck gaining experience with that battle system. With no lock-on feature that I know of, you’re not killing anything at all. Frankly, even if It did exist, I’m not playing any more Wolf Simulator 2025. There’s no music, the graphics are eye-bleeding bad. I doubt getting abilities will make anything better.

Its even worse in motion!

Wolf Simulator 2025: Wild RPG battle gets a Garbage verdict with a one score. There are no redeeming qualities to this game, and somehow manages to be even worse than it’s predecessor. This is because it lacks the quest feature and fighting other wolves for territory. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to delete this off my Switch and never return.

Overall: Wolf Simulator 2025 manages to be even worse than Wolf Simulator 2023, a feat which one would think is impossible, yet here it is!

Verdict: Garbage

Score: 1

eShop Page

Release Date9/5/25
Cost$9.99
PublisherVitalii Kaminskyi
ESRB RatingT

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8 Comments
  • daya
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    September 19, 2025

    it does work you just need to press down on the right joycon and it will show you your target. I think it is cool. but I do say that the graphics are trash, they need to update them. and the howl it cuts of at the end so they need to fix that to. And the attacking that need to add some noise so you know you hit it. And thay do need to add music as well.

      • daya
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        September 19, 2025

        yes it does cuz when the bore runs away it mean that its almost dead

  • daya
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    September 19, 2025

    So yea it needs a LOT of updates before anyone starts to like it.

  • daya
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    September 19, 2025

    and I dont know how to get a pack in the game Wich is very frustrating

  • daya
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    September 19, 2025

    and it is NOT Garbage I am level 10 and it so much better than you say it is. just play the game more and you will understand what I mean. (but I will say that the game needs to give you more stamina to go anywhere. and the maps are to small). but other than that it is time worth. ( the graphics arent that bad, that only will be if they don’t update it, or the game at all).

  • daya
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    September 19, 2025

    they don’t make my eyes hurt (probably cuz I’m used to it)

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