Loot Box Simulator Switch Review
| Platform | Nintendo Switch |
| Release Date | 10/13/2022 |
| Cost | $2.99 |
| Publisher | EpiXR Games |
| ESRB Rating | T |
If there was ever a game that desperately needed nudity, it is Loot Box Simulator. The game, if you can call it that, is simple:
You have a menu of 4 random events. You pick one. Your hearts will either go up or down. Some always make your hearts go up. Others always make your hearts go down. Then there are those that are completely random what they’ll do(like gamble in a casino). Once you get 100 hearts, you get to buy a loot box:
The pictures come in 4 varieties, common, rare epic and legendary. Some pics are unique to each variety, some have variations in each, as show above. Once you unlock a picture, you can view it in the collection:
Then there’s the options menu, which I honestly can’t tell if its a joke or not, probably is:
Like I said at the start, if there ever was a game that needed nudity, its Loot Box Simulator. As it is stands, its a waste of three dollars. Heck, even with nudity, Loot Box Simulator would be a waste of three dollars. Save your money.
Overall: Loot Box Simulator – RPG Anime Girls is a waste of three dollars.
Verdict: Garbage
P.S. Try BlackJack Waifu Tour for something equally pointless!
