Blackjack Waifu Tour

I don’t get a lot of traffic on this site, but its not my primary concern. The Game Slush Pile is primarily a passion project that I do for various personal reasons. If, in time, it becomes a success, great. If not, that’s fine too. Still, there’s a pattern to the game reviews that do get hits versus the ones that don’t. Known indies get a lot. Interesting Indie games get a lot. The worst of the worst get a lot(Soulsland was in the top 5 for a long time). Boring, generic games like Blackjack Waifu Tour, get little to none. And its not a secret as to why, they’re trash, meant to take up space on the E-Shop. There is absolutely nothing here to recommend it. It just exists.

Blackjack Waifu Tour Blackjack

Blackjack Waifu Tour is a standard game of blackjack, with waifu-backed cards. That’s virtually it. You pick a denomination of chips, get dealt to cards, and either hit, stand or double down. Split if the cards are the same. There’s nothing else here. I mean there is a gallery of the waifus, but its not clear how to unlock all the 52 cards. This is game is positively boring. Its not broken, just not interesting at all.

Blackjack Waifu Tour card screen.
Tits would make this a little more interesting, slightly.

So where does this leave BlackJack Waifu Tour? Nowhere. It’ll probably sell five copies to horny thirteen-year-old, and that’s about it. It is for this reason I am going to henceforth shy away from games like this. Why bother writing them if nobody reads it. And why should they read this review? There’s no reason to. If you want actual nude blackjack, you can find it. I found it easily, and it was free(use Google). There is even waifu hentai blackjack on steam. In the end, this game is not recommended, its a total waste of money.

Overall: Blackjack Waifu Tour has no reason to play it at all. It just exists, and that’s all.

Verdict: Not Recommended

E-Shop Page

PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date5/18/23
PublisherDelores Ent.
ESRB RatingE10+

Want a good waifu game? Try Mythology Waifus Mahjong! Better yet, try Pachi Pachi On a Roll!

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