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Pretty Girls Breakers! Plus Switch Review

PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date3/2/23
ESRB RatingE

A few days ago, I had a conversation with one of the men behind the Pretty Girls series, when I texted him that the series was creepier than outright nudie games. He proceeded to attempt to sell me the Pretty Girls Collections, which have full nudity. It worked, as I have the first and second collection on their way. I feel sleazy though, really, really sleazy.

Still as creepy as ever!

So that brings us to Pretty Girls Breakers! Plus, the latest game in the series. It is a breakout clone with a interesting twist. You are a twin-pony-tailed fighter and you wield a beam sword. You must smack the ball with the A button. If you hit the ball multiple times and it breaks blocks, your combo meter will fill. If it is full your ball will gain a speed and power boost for a short time, There are plentiful power-ups, and interestingly, no power-downs, as in other clones. There are interesting block types, like ones that take up to fifteen hits to destroy. There are even spinners that knock your ball around. Deadly enemies are on screen to be avoided and killed.

Pretty Girls Breakers! Plus is a pretty good Breakout clone. But, in the end, nobody buys this game for the game play, they buy it to ogle anime waifus. Its really quite creepy. Yeah, I bought the collections, but they are full nudie games. You know why I will play them. In some ways, I find these game creepier than outright naughty games. With them, everyone knows why you bought them. With Pretty Girls games, everyone still knows why you bought them. You can just lie to yourself and pretend it was about the game play because there are no uncensored boobs. Do yourself a favor and stop lying to yourself and just go buy one of the naughty games listed here.

Overall: Pretty Girls Breakers! Plus is a good breakout clone wrapped in anime boobs. Buy at the cost of your own dignity.

Verdict: YMMV

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