I won’t bury the lead, Hentai Golf is the single worst golf game ever created. It is absolutely bottom of the barrel trash that has no redeeming qualities. Even the anime boobs can’t save this piece of shit. You appear on a hole, aim your shot, choose your power level, and pray. You might hit your target, or go rolling right off the edge into an abyss. You can roll on rough just as far on fairway. Putting is ridiculously easy as the green is 100% flat. The wind is completely random, but it has no bearing on anything whatsoever. It could be blowing directly at you and you’ll go rolling right off the edge of the course in front of you. Also, all courses look the same in Hentai Golf, the desert course looks exactly like the forest course before it.
But what about the anime boobs? Well, you can choose one of three anime babes and play with them. They’ll either be pissed if you go in the water or off the edge, or love you if you land anywhere else. Each course has 5 holes. After each hole, they’ll remove an article of clothing until they are in their underwear. It doesn’t matter if you hit five straight bogeys, they’ll still strip down. But why even bother? Hentai Golf is utter garbage. I lasted fourteen holes in Hentai Golf and that was fourteen too long.
I like golf games, but in my humble opinion, they peaked with Tiger Woods series in the mid-late 00s and have never been as good since. Hentai Golf brings nothing to table. It is horrendously bad. They spent more time on the three waifus than they did making the golf game itself. The E-Shop description bills “authentic mechanics,” there are no freaking mechanics! Anyone who buys Hentai Golf has been scammed and their money wasted. You have been warned! The anime boobs aren’t worth the pain. You might as well just search out real hentai and see some real holes!
Overall: Hentai Golf is the single worst golf game ever created, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Verdict: Garbage
| Platform | Nintendo Switch |
| Release Date | 12/15/23 |
| Cost | $21.99 |
| Publisher | RedDeer Games |
| ESRB Rating | T |
!P.S. For a stellar golf experience, try Easy Come Easy Golf
