Milk Seller

And the award for ugliest graphics on switch goes to Milk Seller, which looks like I drew it, or a six year-old. Take your pick. However, I think Game Nacional did this on purpose, as it gives the game a quaint charm. It’s not a complex game, simpler than Bit Orchard. You have a cow. You milk the cow. Sell the milk. Grow wheat, strawberries or cocoa beans. The wheat guarantees milk on a day. Strawberries give a chance for double milk. Cocoa gives a chance for chocolate milk. Then you go to a laboratory and create a create a chocolate, strawberry or gold cow, which gives you more expensive milk. You can also upgrade your truck to sell more milk per day. That’s all there is to Milk Seller. It does not get any more complex.

Amazing Graphics

Milk Seller is a glorified Lemonade Stand game. Its not complex. Its not that interesting, but it functions, and that’s really all it needs to do. It would be fine for kids, though its $9.99 price point is a little steep. Though if its on sale, it should be fine. The real issue, again are the graphics, which are ugly. But as I said above, I think it was intentionally done to give it a sense of kiddy style, which, I’ll be honest, it does give. This is a kid’s game, so give it a kid’s look. Milk Seller will get a YMMV with a six back-end score. That’s all I feel it deserves. And now lets end off with more of those exquisite graphics:

Best graphics on the Switch!

Overall: Milk Seller is a functional lemonade stand game with graphics a kid would draw. Take it or leave it.

Verdict: YMMV

E-Shop Page

Release Date12/23/23
Cost$9.99
PublisherGame Nacional
ESRB RatingE

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