Hentai Paradise

A few months ago, I wrote about Pakotime, and how he uses a site called OnlyWaifus, due to the absolutely identical imagery. Well OnlyWaifus is powered by an AI engine called Stable Diffusion. Stable Diffusion is ultimately what is ultimately being used for the AI generated crap games that are flooding the eShop. What does this have to do with Hentai Paradise by 17studio? Everything. You see, its a jigsaw puzzle game with AI generated waifus that come from Stable Diffusion. The key is looking at the hands and pointy chin. Its the hallmark of the engine. Stable Diffusion, which can be installed on your PC, is how everyone is shitting out these games so quickly. Hentai Paradise is actually Vol. 1. I assume Vol. 2 will come out a week from today.

Note the oddly placed fingers on the left hand.

How is Hentai Paradise? It is completely serviceable jigsaw puzzle game. It works, nothing is broken. It starts off easy with few pieces and gets harder as you go through the fifty puzzles on hand here. But in the end, should “non-offensive” be rewarded? No. 17studio probably did not even program the Jigsaw engine on use here, considering how lazy this game really is. Therefore, Hentai Paradise will get a Garbage with a 3 back-end score. Make no mistake, this is garbage. It is a quickly shat out cash grab meant to bilk horny 13-year-olds out of their money. They couldn’t even be bothered to fix the spelling error in the title image(they spell it Paradice) Compare this with PumPum, a Hentai game that was anything but shat out. The developers actually took the time to craft and animate the ladies on display. 17Studio should do better.

Overall: Hentai Paradise is a quickly developed cash-grab meant to bilk horny 13-year-olds out of their money. Stay away.

Verdict: Garbage

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Release Date7/18/24
Cost$5.99
Publisher17studio
ESRB RatingT
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