Western Slot Machine

It is impossible to talk about Western Slot Machine, without talking about Slot Machines in general. Slot machines, in my opinion, are a waste of money to play in a casino. I once watched my dad blow $60 in two minutes in Atlantic City some years ago. Heck, the times I played money slots I lost money. And that’s intentional, because slot machines are not designed to make you money, but the casino money. That’s why it is odd to me one would play slots at all, especially in a case where no money is involved at all where there’s no change of actual reward at all. All you’re doing is just watching wheels go round and round hoping for dopamine hits or something. There are around 15 slot machine games for the switch, and I’m wondering why? What’s the point? I’m not sure.

The western slot machine!

Western Slot Machine is a single western themed slot machine surrounded by two buxom anime beauties. You can change your bet and the numbers of lines you bet. Then you spin. If you don’t win, you can hold up to two of the lines to see if you’ll win. If you do win, you’ll be presented with two buttons, press one and you’ll either lose it all, or get a multiplier. The take win button takes your collected winnings and puts it in your coins. Get two guns, you get free spins. Get two hats, you get a little scratch-off bonus game.

You can unlock ai-generated waifus.

Western Slot Machine is Pointless

I have the same complaint here as I do for Blackjack Waifu Tour, which is made by the same people. Both games are entirely pointless. Sure there are unlockable AI-generated waifu pics, but that’s not enough to justify the purchase price. You are wasting your money with Western Slot Machine. If you must have your slots fix, play Four Kings. While it is free-to-play social MMO where you buy chip packs with real money, you have goals and rewards to work towards and a large variety of games to play, including multiple kinds of slot machines. I’ve played it for awhile several times over the years. Skip Western Slot Machine, there literally is no reason to play this at all.

Overall: Western Slot Machine is entirely pointless as there are no real money or prizes involved.

Verdict: Garbage

E-Shop Page

PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date12/14/23
Cost$4.50
PublisherDelores Ent.
ESRB RatingT
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