If the dysfunctional US Government does anything, they should ban game titles that have the words “hentai” in them, but have no hentai in it. Case in point: Hentai Solitaire. This game is developed by Bikini Games(who I believe are the same bozos behind Hentai Golf) and published by Red.Deer Games. First off, there is solitaire, Klondike only. There is supposed to be Tripeak Solitaire as well. However, pressing the Tripeak button in the main menu brings up Klondike Solitaire too. So Hentai Solitaire is fundamentally broken. As for the Klondike Solitaire, its nothing we haven’t seen before, like in Pretty Girls Klondike Solitaire Plus, or any one of the eight thousand versions of Klondike on the Switch. You win, straight back to the menu. No anime girl disrobing, nothing.
So we have a broken and boring solitaire game, as least there are giant boobs in Hentai Solitaire, right? Well… not really. There are 10 anime girl card backings, and that’s it. That’s what makes it Hentai Solitaire. What a ripoff. That Pretty Girls version did that ten times better. But wait, there’s more, this being a Red.Deer Title, you can guarantee there will be eighty thousand versions for sale, probably will just more card backings and that’s about it. This game is getting a Garbage Verdict and a two back-end score. There is absolutely no reason to plop down money for Hentai Solitaire. One mode isn’t there and the “hentai” content is more or less non-existent. The Klondike is functional, but its boring and nothing we haven’t seen four thousand times. Skip.
Overall: Hentai Solitaire is barely functional solitaire game where one mode isn’t there and there are no boobies to make it worth your time.
Verdict: Garbage
| Release Date | 6/28/24 |
| Cost | $12.99 |
| Publisher | RedDeer Games |
| ESRB RATING | E |
Debbie Kearns
I agree with you on one thing. The music and sounds are so loud and repetitive, and there’s no volume control in the game either, even when you get to Settings or pause the game. It’s awful.