PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date4/11/22
Cost$2.49
PublisherBig Way
ESRB Rating M(for boobs).

Warning! Hentai Uni is a game not intended for children.

Where do I start with this? I know lets start with the E-shop description: “Hentai Uni – a puzzle game that can be played with one hand.” Gee I wonder why they say that… Trust me, the only thing you’ll be doing with your other hand is turning the system off in boredom.

Here’s the thing, they never actually say what you’ll be doing and the screenshots don’t show game play. I’ll show game play:

Hentai Uni Switch Review
I literally fell asleep playing this…

That’s not a joke, I was playing this and then immediately dozed off. Ok, I turned the system off first, but yeah, this game is that boring. You just move the panels around to get the picture correct. Each scene has 4 puzzles, each with more panels to move and the girl wearing less clothes. Culminating in her topless.

The problem is, Hentai Uni is not challenging or interesting, its just busy work to get to the boobs, which aren’t that great. Save your money. Use google for anime boobs if you want to see them.

Overall: zzzz….

Verdict: Garbage

E-Shop Page

P.S. For more of the same, try Hentai: Japanese Goblins!

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