PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date2/27/23
Cost$2.49
PublisherBig Way
ESRB RatingM

Warning: Hentai: Japanese Goblins sucks, and not in a good way. Should not be played by adults as well as kids.

I’m done. I’m done reviewing these. Unless a naughty game brings something different to the table, I’m not reviewing them anymore. Hentai: Japanese Goblins is a move the panels to the correct position to unlock the picture. We’ve seen this before, from the same publisher, with Hentai Uni, Its virtually identical. The same exact game with a new coat of paint. The drawings are ok, I guess. But google exists. I can find anime boobs faster than it would take me to unlock them in the game. This is especially true because the girls in the game are ripoffs of characters from the Goblin Slayer anime/hentai.

This game is so lazy, I didn’t even bother to take my own screenshot.

Hentai: Japanese Goblins is in some ways worse than the asset-flip shovelware that plagues the E-shop, like Tuk Tuk Extreme. This is because nobody is going to touch Tuk Tuk Extreme except for me. It screams awful. Horny 13 year-old boys will buy this. Its hard not to lie about your age to Nintendo. But i say to the hypothetical 13 year old boys who buy these: Do not buy this! There are easier ways to get uncensored boobs, for free. Save your money, go elsewhere. As for me, unless the naughty game has actual game play, I’m not touching it.

Overall: Hentai: Japanese Goblins is a scam worse than some of those scam asset flips that plague the e-shop. Stay away.

Verdict: Garbage

E-Shop Page

For a different take on hentai, try Nirvana, better game play too!

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