Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 Review

Switch community, we need to talk! You see Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 is, as of this writing, number nine on the download only best sellers list:

Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 Best Sellers List

Why do you give GoGame Console Publisher money? They are one of the worst publishers on the Switch, responsible for Wolf Simulator! Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 is better than Real Truck Simulator 2022. That said, I wouldn’t call this good either, even on sale at two dollars, which it currently is. Probably the best thing about the game is its open world. It is very large and surprisingly detailed. I’m assuming it was recycled from a prior game, as these things tend to be. That’s where the praise ends, however. When a long mission comes to dead stop because ten cars pile up around you, I start getting angry:

Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver Traffic Jam!
Is that supposed to be water?

I mean Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 works. You connect your rig to a trailer and drive it to a destination where the cargo is supposed to go into the green box. Just either I couldn’t do it cause the controls are terrible, or I get stuck in the above pile up. I suggest driving in overhead view, it makes things slightly easier. So while this isn’t garbage, it isn’t something I’m going to recommend. Which is precisely want to spend the rest of review talking about.

My cargo disconnected, and I couldn’t reconnect.

Stop Buying Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023!!!

Stop giving crap publishers your money. They only stink up the E-shop with bottom barrel shovel ware like Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023. Like Hentai Girls before it(which made it to number 4), seeing shit on the best sellers list makes me sad, because it only incentivized more crap on the E-Shop. Sure, this crap keeps me busy, but after awhile, it gets depressing. I’m putting myself through self-administered torture. I wasn’t even going to review this, but because it was on the best sellers list, I had to do it.

Gotta love the edge of the world!

Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 being on the best sellers list is offensive to me because great stuff like Army of Ruin is nowhere to be found. Instead of incentivizing quality, you only incentivize more garbage. And while this isn’t the worst thing ever, this shouldn’t be rewarded either, especially when GoGame couldn’t even be bothered to create a real switch icon:

Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 Icon
Lazy!

In the end, I know nothing I say will matter. Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 will be a best seller regardless of what I say. But it still needs to be said. Stop giving these developers you money! Stop incentivizing them to create crap! Stop it. Just stop it!

Overall: Truck Simulator Heavy Cargo Driver 2023 isn’t the worst game in existence. GoGame Console Publisher should not be rewarded for releasing it either.

Verdict: Not Recommended

E-Shop Page

PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date6/23/23
Cost$8.99
PublisherGoGame Console Publisher
ESRB RatingE
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