Ecchi Paradise

And the latest entrant in AI generated naughty games is Ecchi Paradise, by QubicGames. At last, I think its Ai generated, but who knows, because there are no credits. And ain’t that convenient? You know this game. Move the panels to the correct place to reveal a picture of a woman in a bikini or skimpy outfit. That’s it. Though this time you can preview the correct placement of some of the panels via the X Button. Oh and least they used the word Ecchi in the title instead of Hentai. Therefore Ecchi Paradise is unique in that respect. Otherwise, its indistinguishable for the the legion of others, like the Hentai Girls Series by Pakotime. Oh there are two DLC packs of fantasy and kinky pics for $2.69 each. Now I have to stall for 200 words to reach the 300 word threshold.

Wait.. why does it look like… never mind!

You know what? I’m done after Ecchi Paradise. I’ve said I’m done before, but I’m serious this time. I am done with AI generated naughty games without tits or much reason to buy them. Unless they have actual game play, like a Slime Girl Smoothies, I’m not going to review them. I’ve run out of things to say. They’re all the same. Even the clicks aren’t worth it anymore, as most readers just come in, spend 30 seconds, and click out. It degrades my mental health and my standing within the game review community. So I’m no longer reviewing them. No more of this crap. And furthermore, unless its from Gamuzumi or EastAsiaSoft, I’m not touching a naughty game, because they’re the only ones releasing interesting naughty games on the Switch. Enough is enough! Ecchi Paradise broke me.

Overall: Ecchi Paradise is yet another crappy AI generated naughty game. This will be my last review of these.

Verdict: Garbage

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Release Date3/15/24
Cost$7.69
PublisherQubicGames
ESRB RatingM
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