PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date10/13/2022
Cost$2.99
PublisherEpiXR Games
ESRB RatingT

If there was ever a game that desperately needed nudity, it is Loot Box Simulator. The game, if you can call it that, is simple:

Loot Box Simulator  Switch Review

You have a menu of 4 random events. You pick one. Your hearts will either go up or down. Some always make your hearts go up. Others always make your hearts go down. Then there are those that are completely random what they’ll do(like gamble in a casino). Once you get 100 hearts, you get to buy a loot box:

Loot Box Simulator  Switch Review

The pictures come in 4 varieties, common, rare epic and legendary. Some pics are unique to each variety, some have variations in each, as show above. Once you unlock a picture, you can view it in the collection:

Loot Box Simulator  Switch Review

Then there’s the options menu, which I honestly can’t tell if its a joke or not, probably is:

Loot Box Simulator  Switch Review

Like I said at the start, if there ever was a game that needed nudity, its Loot Box Simulator. As it is stands, its a waste of three dollars. Heck, even with nudity, Loot Box Simulator would be a waste of three dollars. Save your money.

Overall: Loot Box Simulator – RPG Anime Girls is a waste of three dollars.

Verdict: Garbage

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P.S. Try BlackJack Waifu Tour for something equally pointless!

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