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Poker Pretty Girls Battle Switch Review

PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date9/26/2021
Cost$5.99
PublisherEastAsiaSoft
ESRB RatingT

Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold’em is a Texas Hold’em game. You play Texas Hold’em against a waifu and two random other opponents. Beat the waifu and you get a pic of them. There are sixteen waifus in total.

Poker Pretty Girls Battle Switch Review

So how is the poker play? The AI is very predictable. For example, It doesn’t fold unless you raise huge amounts. So if you have a good hand, raise in small amounts to a get big pot. However, the blinds don’t increase from 2 and 1, so the games can potentially drag on forever. I’ve sat there for half an hour against a girl who had a similar sized pot to me, and still didn’t win. I just quit in frustration.

Like every Pretty Girls game, the real point here is to ogle waifus, and this game is no different than any other game in this series. Therefore, there are better Texas Hold’em games out there than this, even for the Switch. Look elsewhere, unless you really want cute anime girl pics.

Overall: There are better Texas Hold’em games out there than Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold’em. Look elsewhere.

Verdict: Not recommended

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