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Neko Secret Room Review

PlatformNintendo Switch
Release Date6/16/2022
ESRB RatingM

Warning: This review of Neko Secret Room is for a game not meant for children.

You are an anime cat girl. When you load up the game, there is a cut scene where you sneak into a friend’s room. It is here that you can do several things:

You can play darts.

Neko Secret Room
The AI is terrible.

You can change her clothes and body, including bust and thighs.

Neko Secret Room
I felt dirty after this!

But the main thing you do is hack your friends phone to unscramble photos of twelve anime animal girls in increasing amounts of undress, finishing in them wearing absolutely nothing.

Neko Secret Room
Just imagine her nude, save yourself $7!

Yes, this is a glorified Hentai Uni. The art is leagues better, but the game play is actually worse as the puzzles don’t get harder the more she takes off, making Neko Secret Room even more pointless than Hentai Uni.

Neko Secret Room
Oh look, its a fox girl!

There’s not really anything more to say other than save your money. Do not buy Neko Secret Room. There are far, far better lewd games on the Switch(like Crawlco Block Knockers)

Overall: Buying Neko Secret Room is flushing money down the toilet.

Verdict: Garbage

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P.S. For more nude anime cat girls, try its sequel, Neko Secret Homecoming.

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