Warning: Hentai Uni 2 is radioactive and not for kids!

Hentai Uni 2 is the blockbuster sequel to Hentai Uni, an early review and quite possibly the most boring game I’ve ever played. I literally dozed off while playing it. It was the usual unscramble the tile puzzle game. Each puzzle in the set, the girl was wearing less clothes, until she was topless. Apparently, Hentai Uni 1 did so well, Big Way released Hentai Uni 2. Its pretty much the same game, except there’s a story here. Each set of 5 pictures is interspersed with a voiced line of dialog, that adds nothing to anything. They’re like “ohh, let me take off another piece!” or “You so lewd!” Despite “Nudity” being listed on the E-shop page, there are no titties, here. always being covered by some object, like a card or leaf.

Hentai Uni 2 rocket science
Thank you, Little Miss Obvious!!

There not much else to talk about with Hentai Uni 2, its basically the same game as Hentai Uni 1, just with a paper thin story to move things along. But what I do is ask why? Why do people buy this shit? You can find anime titties for free on the internet. In fact, given enough time, the titties from this game will probably appear on the internet. So save yourself $2.50 and look elsewhere for naked anime women. This is completely pointless, and if I see this on the Switch best sellers list, my faith in humanity will dim just a little bit more. Just as it did when Hentai Girls showed up. I’ll be honest, they’re as much a scam as something from Midnight Works like Fear or Evil. Since sex sells, people fall for it every time. Really quite disappointing.

Overall: Hentai Uni 2 is the blockbuster sequel to Hentai Uni, with only a paper thin plot to differentiate the two.

Verdict: Garbage

E-Shop Page

Platform Nintendo Switch
Release Date7/25/23
Cost$2.50
PublisherBig Way
ESRB RatingM
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